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horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

bullshitcockroach:

horticulturalcephalopod:

ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds 

hunts u down on the back of a cassowary

I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

image

is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???

theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror

WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA


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bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm)

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overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 


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All credit goes to WTFFanfiction.

Have an early christmas treat.

Oh my god, Germany’s voicemail

h elp me

THAT WAS JUST HIS FACE

he fLEW DICK FIRST

IT WAS NOT BREAD AT ALL

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Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image


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