me when the smart kid in class gets the answer wrong
When everyone gapes at the smart kid for getting an answer wrong and the smart kid beats themselves up about it and puts their whole being into their work and no longer answers questions in class for fear of being terribly wrong and develops severe anxiety but haha omg the smart kid got something wrong
"Girls are ugly with short hair!"
I can’t hear you
over the sound
of how beautiful
these women look
You sexist asshole
I have a short hair and I hear that on a daily basis
So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say
So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“
I heard my mom scream in the other room
I want to see how big this fandom is!
Morning. It’s morning, everyone! Today’s the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are gonna get out of…
[GASPS] The tank is clean. THE TANK IS CLEAN.
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY TO ALL THE LADIES!!!