everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox
if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god
i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT
already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.
I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO
i cant believe youre still human
I’m sorry I have to
supernatural needs a theme song
*loud rock guitar* WHITE DUUUDES *more guitar, some drums* BEING SAAAAAAD *guitar continues* nOOOOOOooooOOOooOOOOo HOMO *sound of guitar being smashed to pieces*
the hardest decision to make ever is probably
i have found someone whose ideals i completely agree with 100%
Yeah but the rat turned out to be the person who betrayed Harry’s parents to the dark lord and then was also a large part of bringing ‘he who must not be named’ back to a proper physical form .
you must be very fun at slughorn’s parties
Can demons cross the ocean even though it’s salt water?
ahhh…. that is an excellent question
They can possess humans although we’re 0.15% salt
Saltwater is 3.5% salt so I mean at what point is it Too Much Salt?
I’m gonna need a demon, a spare demon, some salt, a precise scale, water, a trap, and a pool
Don’t forget to repeat the experiment three times to make sure that the results are accurate
Ruby loved french fries, you better test that too
being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE
It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it
i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up
I think you just summed up every British persons thoughts about America in one long sentence
more like the rest of the world’s thoughts of america