ugh australia is home to like so many creepy birds
hunts u down on the back of a cassowary
I JUST GOOGLED THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
is it like an australian turkey??? can you eat it?? why does its beak open so wide??? ITS NECK SKIN IS SO GROSS???
theyre like 6ft tall you dont eat them you run from them in terror
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
All credit goes to WTFFanfiction.
Have an early christmas treat.
Oh my god, Germany’s voicemailh elp me
THAT WAS JUST HIS FACE
he fLEW DICK FIRST
IT WAS NOT BREAD AT ALL
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer